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Spécial Mathématiques

Les matheux vont se régaler…

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(ndlr : no comment…)
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Modern Mathematics

Simply excellent !

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:

– Smart man + smart woman = romance

– Smart man + dumb woman = affair

– Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

– Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC:

– Smart boss + smart employee = profit

– Smart boss + dumb employee = production

– Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

– Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH:

– A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

– A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

– A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

– A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

– A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

– A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS :

– To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

– To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY :

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE :

– A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

– A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Technical details:

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

(ndlr : rendons hommage aux différents Cauchy, Gauss, Hilbert, Pythagore ou encore Condorcet. C’est leur sens de la logique inculqué dans nos études qui nous a permis, à nous ingénieurs, de développer ces quelques petits postulats supplémentaires de mathématiques modernes…)

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